Karaoke Car Crashhttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/A smile, a song, and an apology to those of a sensitive natureWARNING: SOME OF THE CONTENT ON THIS BLOG WILL NO DOUBT OFFEND SOMEBODY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE!en-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00Karaoke Car Crashhttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/83/0970070c648f0be0ad5d0eca2633ee_160x200.jpgYesterdayhttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/yesterday-7373637/2009-11-14T19:30:15+01:00 <p><em><br> <p><em>"Hello, I just listened to a few bars of your Aug 5th "Yesterday" recording. I wanted you to know that I found what I heard to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities. While I believe you do have the right to post it, I feel it should contain a parental advisory of some sort. I have children who listen on SingSnap, and would not want them to hear this. I have reported the song as potentially offensive. Thank you. Angela"</em></p> <p>OH YES! I offended a US citizen! So she found what she heard "to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities (sic) " - even without asking them! How fabulous it must be to be able to think for all those poor dumb defenceless disabled people out there, and know what they are thinking! How wonderful to be her children, protected from the likes of me! <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></em> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/yesterday-7373637/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>

"Hello, I just listened to a few bars of your Aug 5th "Yesterday" recording. I wanted you to know that I found what I heard to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities. While I believe you do have the right to post it, I feel it should contain a parental advisory of some sort. I have children who listen on SingSnap, and would not want them to hear this. I have reported the song as potentially offensive. Thank you. Angela"

OH YES! I offended a US citizen! So she found what she heard "to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities (sic) " - even without asking them! How fabulous it must be to be able to think for all those poor dumb defenceless disabled people out there, and know what they are thinking! How wonderful to be her children, protected from the likes of me! :))

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]]>Que seral seralhttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/que-seral-seral-7373571/2009-11-14T19:10:04+01:00 <p>Bristol fashion </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/que-seral-seral-7373571/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Bristol fashion

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]]>Mendip Roads Take Me Homehttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/mendip-roads-take-me-home-7373538/2009-11-14T19:01:32+01:00 <p>Almost Keynsham, Compton Dando<br> Down by Pensford<br> Over to Chew Magna<br> Life is old there, older than the cheese<br> Younger than the malt in Butcombe Brewery</p> <p>Mendip Roads<br> Take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Stoke Saint Michael<br> Nempnett Thrubwell<br> Take me home, Mendip Roads</p> <p>All my memories gather round her<br> Priddy lady<br> Stranger to hot water<br> Dusty tractor<br> Tattooed on her thigh<br> Cheddar coloured scrumpy<br> Teardrops in my eye</p> <p>Mendip Roads<br> Take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Stoke Saint Michael<br> Nempnett Thrubwell<br> Take me home, Mendip Roads</p> <p>I hear the voice of the Wurzels, they call me<br> The radio reminds me of my home far away<br> Stuck behind a hay load or I could’ve been in Hinton Blewitt yesterday<br> Yesterday ..</p> <p>Mendip Roads<br> Take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Stoke Saint Michael<br> Nempnett Thrubwell<br> Take me home, Mendip Roads </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/mendip-roads-take-me-home-7373538/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Almost Keynsham, Compton Dando
Down by Pensford
Over to Chew Magna
Life is old there, older than the cheese
Younger than the malt in Butcombe Brewery

Mendip Roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
Stoke Saint Michael
Nempnett Thrubwell
Take me home, Mendip Roads

All my memories gather round her
Priddy lady
Stranger to hot water
Dusty tractor
Tattooed on her thigh
Cheddar coloured scrumpy
Teardrops in my eye

Mendip Roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
Stoke Saint Michael
Nempnett Thrubwell
Take me home, Mendip Roads

I hear the voice of the Wurzels, they call me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Stuck behind a hay load or I could’ve been in Hinton Blewitt yesterday
Yesterday ..

Mendip Roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
Stoke Saint Michael
Nempnett Thrubwell
Take me home, Mendip Roads

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]]>Scotland, for the bravehttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/scotland-for-the-brave-7373506/2009-11-14T18:54:20+01:00 <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/scotland-for-the-brave-7373506/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p> Comments

]]>Happy Samhain! Happy Hallowe'en!http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/10/31/happy-samhain-happy-hallowe-en-4963871/2008-10-31T22:48:39+01:00 <p>If that don't scare ya, I don't know what will <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/10/31/happy-samhain-happy-hallowe-en-4963871/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>If that don't scare ya, I don't know what will 88|

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]]>Ooh, topical!http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/03/04/ooh-topical-3817889/2008-03-04T23:16:49+01:00 <p>My dear friend Miles again.</p> <p>Mad as a bag of feckin stoats.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/03/04/ooh-topical-3817889/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>My dear friend Miles again.

Mad as a bag of feckin stoats.

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]]>Have I told you lately that I love you?http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/22/have_i_told_you_lately_that_i_love_you~3767012/2008-02-22T23:20:49+01:00 <p>Welcome again to the weird and frankly disturbing world of PrairieDog.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/22/have_i_told_you_lately_that_i_love_you~3767012/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Welcome again to the weird and frankly disturbing world of PrairieDog.

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]]>Move Over Dalekhttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/21/move_over_dalek~3759652/2008-02-21T11:52:01+01:00 <p>Introducing, the one - the only - milesofborg.</p> <p>He needs help, he really does.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/21/move_over_dalek~3759652/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Introducing, the one - the only - milesofborg.

He needs help, he really does.

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]]>The Krek Waiters Peak Bristlehttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/the_krek_waiters_peak_bristle~3755477/2008-02-20T14:59:11+01:00 <p>I did this recently for bonus points in a competition in which we had to do a song in a West Country accent.</p> <p>My apologies to Vicky Pollard.</p> <p>I don't really talk like this, honest.</p> <p>The song, for want of a better word, is 'United States of Whatever'. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/the_krek_waiters_peak_bristle~3755477/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I did this recently for bonus points in a competition in which we had to do a song in a West Country accent.

My apologies to Vicky Pollard.

I don't really talk like this, honest.

The song, for want of a better word, is 'United States of Whatever'.

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]]>Baby It's Cold Outsidehttp://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/baby_it_s_cold_outside~3754654/2008-02-20T11:48:24+01:00 <p>Let me introduce you to my good friend PrairieDog. </p> <p>Here he is, joining me in a little duet.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/baby_it_s_cold_outside~3754654/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Let me introduce you to my good friend PrairieDog.

Here he is, joining me in a little duet.

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]]>Welcome to Karaoke Casualty Corner!http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/welcome_tokaraoke_casualty_corner~3754607/2008-02-20T11:41:01+01:00 <p>This blog will introduce you to the rather, erm, warped world of me and some of my loonier online karaoke friends.</p> <p>We'll start the ball rolling by featuring HippyBassMan's alternative rendition of a Cliff Richard classic, which has previously been featured on my madoldbat blog, but here it is again for anyone who was lucky enough to miss it.</p> <p><strong>WARNING: THIS IS POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE SO IF YOU MIGHT BE OFFENDED THEN DON'T LISTEN!</strong></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/welcome_tokaraoke_casualty_corner~3754607/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>This blog will introduce you to the rather, erm, warped world of me and some of my loonier online karaoke friends.

We'll start the ball rolling by featuring HippyBassMan's alternative rendition of a Cliff Richard classic, which has previously been featured on my madoldbat blog, but here it is again for anyone who was lucky enough to miss it.

WARNING: THIS IS POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE SO IF YOU MIGHT BE OFFENDED THEN DON'T LISTEN!

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