tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2009-11-21:/A smile, a song, and an apology to those of a sensitive natureWARNING: SOME OF THE CONTENT ON THIS BLOG WILL NO DOUBT OFFEND SOMEBODY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE!MokoFeed2009-11-21T14:34:54+01:00tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2009-11-14:/2009/11/14/yesterday-7373637/sallyontour2009-11-14T19:30:15+01:002009-11-14T19:30:15+01:00 <p><em><br> <p><em>"Hello, I just listened to a few bars of your Aug 5th "Yesterday" recording. I wanted you to know that I found what I heard to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities. While I believe you do have the right to post it, I feel it should contain a parental advisory of some sort. I have children who listen on SingSnap, and would not want them to hear this. I have reported the song as potentially offensive. Thank you. Angela"</em></p> <p>OH YES! I offended a US citizen! So she found what she heard "to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities (sic) " - even without asking them! How fabulous it must be to be able to think for all those poor dumb defenceless disabled people out there, and know what they are thinking! How wonderful to be her children, protected from the likes of me! <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></em> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/yesterday-7373637/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2009-11-14:/2009/11/14/que-seral-seral-7373571/sallyontour2009-11-14T19:10:04+01:002009-11-14T19:10:04+01:00 <p>Bristol fashion </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/que-seral-seral-7373571/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2009-11-14:/2009/11/14/mendip-roads-take-me-home-7373538/sallyontour2009-11-14T19:01:32+01:002009-11-14T19:01:32+01:00 <p>Almost Keynsham, Compton Dando<br> Down by Pensford<br> Over to Chew Magna<br> Life is old there, older than the cheese<br> Younger than the malt in Butcombe Brewery</p> <p>Mendip Roads<br> Take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Stoke Saint Michael<br> Nempnett Thrubwell<br> Take me home, Mendip Roads</p> <p>All my memories gather round her<br> Priddy lady<br> Stranger to hot water<br> Dusty tractor<br> Tattooed on her thigh<br> Cheddar coloured scrumpy<br> Teardrops in my eye</p> <p>Mendip Roads<br> Take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Stoke Saint Michael<br> Nempnett Thrubwell<br> Take me home, Mendip Roads</p> <p>I hear the voice of the Wurzels, they call me<br> The radio reminds me of my home far away<br> Stuck behind a hay load or I could’ve been in Hinton Blewitt yesterday<br> Yesterday ..</p> <p>Mendip Roads<br> Take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Stoke Saint Michael<br> Nempnett Thrubwell<br> Take me home, Mendip Roads </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/mendip-roads-take-me-home-7373538/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2009-11-14:/2009/11/14/scotland-for-the-brave-7373506/sallyontour2009-11-14T18:54:20+01:002009-11-14T18:54:20+01:00 <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2009/11/14/scotland-for-the-brave-7373506/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-10-31:/2008/10/31/happy-samhain-happy-hallowe-en-4963871/sallyontour2008-10-31T22:48:39+01:002008-10-31T23:03:59+01:00 <p>If that don't scare ya, I don't know what will <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/10/31/happy-samhain-happy-hallowe-en-4963871/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-03-04:/2008/03/04/ooh-topical-3817889/sallyontour2008-03-04T23:16:49+01:002008-03-04T23:16:49+01:00 <p>My dear friend Miles again.</p> <p>Mad as a bag of feckin stoats.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/03/04/ooh-topical-3817889/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-02-22:/2008/02/22/have_i_told_you_lately_that_i_love_you~3767012/sallyontour2008-02-22T23:20:49+01:002008-02-22T23:28:51+01:00 <p>Welcome again to the weird and frankly disturbing world of PrairieDog.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/22/have_i_told_you_lately_that_i_love_you~3767012/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-02-21:/2008/02/21/move_over_dalek~3759652/sallyontour2008-02-21T11:52:01+01:002008-02-21T11:52:01+01:00 <p>Introducing, the one - the only - milesofborg.</p> <p>He needs help, he really does.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/21/move_over_dalek~3759652/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-02-20:/2008/02/20/the_krek_waiters_peak_bristle~3755477/sallyontour2008-02-20T14:59:11+01:002008-02-20T14:59:11+01:00 <p>I did this recently for bonus points in a competition in which we had to do a song in a West Country accent.</p> <p>My apologies to Vicky Pollard.</p> <p>I don't really talk like this, honest.</p> <p>The song, for want of a better word, is 'United States of Whatever'. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/the_krek_waiters_peak_bristle~3755477/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-02-20:/2008/02/20/baby_it_s_cold_outside~3754654/sallyontour2008-02-20T11:48:24+01:002008-02-20T11:48:24+01:00 <p>Let me introduce you to my good friend PrairieDog. </p> <p>Here he is, joining me in a little duet.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/baby_it_s_cold_outside~3754654/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk,2008-02-20:/2008/02/20/welcome_tokaraoke_casualty_corner~3754607/sallyontour2008-02-20T11:41:01+01:002008-02-20T11:43:43+01:00 <p>This blog will introduce you to the rather, erm, warped world of me and some of my loonier online karaoke friends.</p> <p>We'll start the ball rolling by featuring HippyBassMan's alternative rendition of a Cliff Richard classic, which has previously been featured on my madoldbat blog, but here it is again for anyone who was lucky enough to miss it.</p> <p><strong>WARNING: THIS IS POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE SO IF YOU MIGHT BE OFFENDED THEN DON'T LISTEN!</strong></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://karaokecarcrash.blog.co.uk/2008/02/20/welcome_tokaraoke_casualty_corner~3754607/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>