Karaoke Car Crash

"Hello, I just listened to a few bars of your Aug 5th "Yesterday" recording. I wanted you to know that I found what I heard to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities. While I believe you do have the right to post it, I feel it should contain a parental advisory of some sort. I have children who listen on SingSnap, and would not want them to hear this. I have reported the song as potentially offensive. Thank you. Angela"

OH YES! I offended a US citizen! So she found what she heard "to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, but also to others who deal with their own diasabilities (sic) " - even without asking them! How fabulous it must be to be able to think for all those poor dumb defenceless disabled people out there, and know what they are thinking! How wonderful to be her children, protected from the likes of me!

Bristol fashion

Almost Keynsham, Compton Dando
Down by Pensford
Over to Chew Magna
Life is old there, older than the cheese
Younger than the malt in Butcombe Brewery

Mendip Roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
Stoke Saint Michael
Nempnett Thrubwell
Take me home, Mendip Roads

All my memories gather round her
Priddy lady
Stranger to hot water
Dusty tractor
Tattooed on her thigh
Cheddar coloured scrumpy
Teardrops in my eye

Mendip Roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
Stoke Saint Michael
Nempnett Thrubwell
Take me home, Mendip Roads

I hear the voice of the Wurzels, they call me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Stuck behind a hay load or I could’ve been in Hinton Blewitt yesterday
Yesterday ..

Mendip Roads
Take me home
To the place I belong
Stoke Saint Michael
Nempnett Thrubwell
Take me home, Mendip Roads

If that don't scare ya, I don't know what will

My dear friend Miles again.

Mad as a bag of feckin stoats.

Welcome again to the weird and frankly disturbing world of PrairieDog.

Introducing, the one - the only - milesofborg.

He needs help, he really does.

I did this recently for bonus points in a competition in which we had to do a song in a West Country accent.

My apologies to Vicky Pollard.

I don't really talk like this, honest.

The song, for want of a better word, is 'United States of Whatever'.

Let me introduce you to my good friend PrairieDog.

Here he is, joining me in a little duet.